Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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