the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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