HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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