I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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