Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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