i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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