is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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