Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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