Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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