You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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