haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
