White coat. Heels.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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