Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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