I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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