I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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