I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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