Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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