I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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