That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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