i just wanna soil my oats bro
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
How's work?
Spinning.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
