SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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