Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Drunk is not a location!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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