so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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