My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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