The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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