let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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