Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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