The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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