I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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