No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It's no shave November. This is our time.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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