bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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