hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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