Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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