And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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