Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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