I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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