you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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