I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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