Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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