she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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