as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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