HIV tests are more positive than that guy
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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