We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Randomize
