Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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