I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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