Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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