you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
she told me i tasted like america
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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