Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
nut hugger
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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