i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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