she looked like the bat from fern gully.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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