I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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