Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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