my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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