census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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